Ballet Believer Gifts

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Cossack dancers

Orchestra conductor

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet dancer.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Bow

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Finesse fishing

"Commuters"

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Sugar Plum Fairy

Dancing in a circle

The Firebird

Suzanne Lenglen

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

"Take. Your. Time!"

Dancers in Nutcracker Ballet

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Mouse King

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

Cinderella

Jeff hated performance reviews.

Ballet dancer