Ballroom Believer Gifts

'And don't tread on my toes.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Church for sports worshipers.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

The Dancing Academy

How's my Jiving?

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Minuet

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

A Trying Moment.

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

Empty Dress

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

How's My Jiving?

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

Ball Room Dancing

Man Exhausted From Dancing

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'Your feet are killing me!'

'This is only the weather forecast- 'Strictly Come Dancing' is on in ten minutes!'

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."