Ballroom Believer Gifts

'And don't tread on my toes.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Church for sports worshipers.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

The Dancing Academy

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Minuet

A Trying Moment.

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

Empty Dress

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

How's My Jiving?

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

Ball Room Dancing

Man Exhausted From Dancing

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

'Your feet are killing me!'

Dancing.

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."