Ballroom Believer T-Shirts

'And don't tread on my toes.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Church for sports worshipers.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

The Dancing Academy

How's my Jiving?

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Minuet

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

A Trying Moment.

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

Empty Dress

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

How's My Jiving?

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

Ball Room Dancing

Man Exhausted From Dancing

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'Your feet are killing me!'

'This is only the weather forecast- 'Strictly Come Dancing' is on in ten minutes!'

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."