Ballroom Devotee T-Shirts

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

The Dancing Academy

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Minuet

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

Empty Dress

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

A Trying Moment.

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

How's My Jiving?

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

Football Deity.

Ball Room Dancing

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Man Exhausted From Dancing

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

'Your feet are killing me!'

Bob was part of a team and he knew he was essential to the smooth running of that team.