Ballroom Adventurer T-Shirts

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Demure lady with gloves

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Blue Dress and Feather

Diamond outfits

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Easter Egg Delivery

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"Ballroom dancing helps us over our rough spots."

Windmill

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

The Dancing Academy

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"Would you like to dance?"

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Charleston dance.

Party!

Empty Dress