Ballroom Adventurer Pillows

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Demure lady with gloves

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Diamond outfits

Blue Dress and Feather

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Easter Egg Delivery

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"Ballroom dancing helps us over our rough spots."

Windmill

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

How's my Jiving?

'How about this for the masked ball?'

The Dancing Academy

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

"Would you like to dance?"

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Charleston dance.