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When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Cossack dancers

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Early Night Club

'How about this for the masked ball?'

The Dancing Academy

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

Jeff hated performance reviews.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

How's My Jiving?

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer? My enthusiasm...I'm prepared to give anything a bash!

Empty Dress

A Trying Moment.

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

Teacup

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Ball Room Dancing

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.