Ballroom Aficionados Gifts

'It's pole and lap tonight!..'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Cossack dancers

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

The Dancing Academy

Early Night Club

How's my Jiving?

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Jeff hated performance reviews.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

How's My Jiving?

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer? My enthusiasm...I'm prepared to give anything a bash!

Empty Dress

A Trying Moment.

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

Teacup