Ballroom Devotee Gifts

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

How's my Jiving?

The Dancing Academy

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Minuet

Empty Dress

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

A Trying Moment.

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

How's My Jiving?

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

Football Deity.

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

Ball Room Dancing

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Man Exhausted From Dancing

'Your feet are killing me!'