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'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

' I hear she's had more partners than ' Strictly Come Dancing ' '

Dancing.

Refinements of Modern Speech

"Rupert, how many times do I have to tell you, do not, I repeat, do not, have balls in my house!"

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'Now THAT'S what I call great elevator music!'

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Empty Dress

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

'I am just going to watch Strictly Come Dancing.'

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

Ball Room Dancing

Man, tired from dancing, asking girl if she wants to sit down

The Dancing Academy

Captain asking lady to dance

Man and lady at a dance

A Man Hides From His Dance Partner At A Ball.

Man Asking Ugly Woman To Dance.

A Trying Moment.

Two boys acting condescendingly towards the other children.

The Royal Masquerade at Somerset House.

Demure lady with gloves

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Blue Dress and Feather

Diamond outfits

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Dance.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"