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'This is only the weather forecast- 'Strictly Come Dancing' is on in ten minutes!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

How's my Jiving?

The Dancing Academy

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Four ballerinas

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Minuet

Empty Dress

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

A Trying Moment.

How's My Jiving?

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"Now that they dig our singing, let's wow them with a little tap."

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

Tutu ruff

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.