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When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

The Dancing Academy

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Four ballerinas

"That's what I hate about whale parties – no room to dance and they always run out of krill."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Minuet

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

How's My Jiving?

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Empty Dress

A Trying Moment.

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"Now that they dig our singing, let's wow them with a little tap."

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

Man Exhausted From Dancing