Ballroom Skeptic Gifts

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

The Dancing Academy

How's my Jiving?

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Minuet

Empty Dress

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

A Trying Moment.

How's My Jiving?

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

Ball Room Dancing

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Man Exhausted From Dancing

'Your feet are killing me!'

'This is only the weather forecast- 'Strictly Come Dancing' is on in ten minutes!'

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."

Dancing.

Victorian Children's Party