Balm Believer Gifts

'I see a tender, dark bruise coming your way...' (Balm readers)

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Fairy Vet

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Give Thanks.

The Fountain of Youth.

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Every App tells a story.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'

"The other fairy does glass."

Wishing Well - Results may vary.

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'