Bead Believer T-Shirts

"Yes, I would love you more if you didn't make mobiles out of old cutlery and beads."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The Origami Society...

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

William Shakespeare

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Fairy Vet

Sermon on the Grounds...

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

The art of fishing.

The Fountain of Youth.

'Honey, I'm home!'

Every App tells a story.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

"The other fairy does glass."

Ray Charles