Battle Bard Gifts

I wrote a poem about our failure to capture and secure the highway. It's called "The Road Not taken."

'Something bothering you, Bjornson?'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Cow writer.

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

"But I use all of them!"

Shakespeare in the clink

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Lovely weather for it."

"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"

"To be or not to have been...no, that won't do. To be or not to be, that is the conundrum. Hmmm..."

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

Pirate

"More sonnets and tragedies? You know the big money is in children's books, right Shakespeare?"

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

Grange Hildegard.

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

Light Artillery