Traveling Bard Gifts

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Shakespeare in the clink

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

My first mistake.

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Toastquest!

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

Phone Henge

Grange Hildegard.

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

'Something bothering you, Bjornson?'

"I just can't wait till next week's episode!!"

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

Mandoline and birthday presents

"Another win for your boring stories."

'Hey! Can she tell a story or what?'