Traveling Druid Gifts

Phone Henge

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Wiccapedia.

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Sundial watch...

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

"I think it would look better over there!"

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

Lady with a sythe

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

"Bl**dy hell! Whose idea was it to do this every December."

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"

'Stoned Circle'

"When I go see a big pile of rocks, I want to be entertained."

"Oh great! That's the architect! What do we do now?"

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

BUDDHIST MONK WITH SUITCASE COVERED IN STICKERS

'I won't be sending you a postcard - it would take 4 to 5 days, secondly who the hell are you?'

"I hate it when it's our turn to host the Solstice party."