Modern Druid Gifts

Sundial watch...

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Wikipedia...

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

God's Phone

"All the celebrities come here."

Witches of Instagram

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

Spell Check

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Snake with headphones.

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

God's Phone

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Wiccapedia.

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

End of world nigh!!!

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."