Modern Druid Prints

Sundial watch...

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Wikipedia...

"Do you have an appointment?"

God's Phone

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"All the celebrities come here."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Witches of Instagram

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

Spell Check

Snake with headphones.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

God's Phone

End of world nigh!!!

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Wiccapedia.

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century