Fun-loving Druid Prints

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

10 K Tail-Chase

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'Malty tasking.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Clown Happy Hour

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Cat playing Golf.

Yep, I started out as a dog groomer.

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

Teddy jogging

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...