Nature-friendly Druid Prints

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Sundial watch...

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

"I think it would look better over there!"

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

"Hang on Darling, this doesn't feel right..."

Phone Henge

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

Lady with a sythe

"This is a natural company, we make natural products and we've got a natural dress code."

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

"Bl**dy hell! Whose idea was it to do this every December."

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"

Tree surgery.

'Let me through, please- I'm a herbalist!

Repairing a computer using acupuncture.

"When I go see a big pile of rocks, I want to be entertained."