Nature-friendly Druid Gifts

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

"I think it would look better over there!"

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Sundial watch...

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Phone Henge

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

"Hang on Darling, this doesn't feel right..."

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

Lady with a sythe

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

"This is a natural company, we make natural products and we've got a natural dress code."

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

"Bl**dy hell! Whose idea was it to do this every December."

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"

Tree surgery.

"When I go see a big pile of rocks, I want to be entertained."

'Let me through, please- I'm a herbalist!

Repairing a computer using acupuncture.