Druid Appreciator Gifts

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

"I think it would look better over there!"

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

Indian Face Painting

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

Nadal's bottles

"Love your work."

'I know where you live!'

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

Big Brother in Monastery.

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

"Bl**dy hell! Whose idea was it to do this every December."

'Are you sure that's right, only we Sagittarians aren't usually that ambitious.'

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"