Druid Devotee Gifts

"When I go see a big pile of rocks, I want to be entertained."

"I think it would look better over there!"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Various Birds of Pray.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Little boy dragon

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Give Thanks.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

Phone Henge

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."

"Student witch"

"Excuse me but you've got a bit of child's finger stuck between your teeth."

"Do you think I should get a tail job?"

Designated smoking area of the gods

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

"Bl**dy hell! Whose idea was it to do this every December."

"As a flu precaution, the Seven Dwarfs are confining one of their own to bed..."

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"