Druid Devotee Pillows

"When I go see a big pile of rocks, I want to be entertained."

"I think it would look better over there!"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Various Birds of Pray.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

Little boy dragon

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Give Thanks.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

Phone Henge

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

"Excuse me but you've got a bit of child's finger stuck between your teeth."

"Student witch"

"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Do you think I should get a tail job?"

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

Designated smoking area of the gods

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

"Bl**dy hell! Whose idea was it to do this every December."

"As a flu precaution, the Seven Dwarfs are confining one of their own to bed..."