Druid Admirer Pillows

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"I said slime."

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Phoenix

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Monster Baseball

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'