Druid Culture Fan Pillows

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Vampire Umbrella

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

Dairy Potter.

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

The Wizard.

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

Magus

"I think it would look better over there!"

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Mappa Brittanica

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

'Are you all right? You look like Death.'

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

Grim Reaper Comes After Cat

"For the last time, use the lift, then the front door!"

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

Lady with a sythe