Druidic Ceremony Fan Pillows

"I swear, the solstice starts earlier every year."

"I'm having my entrails read."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Medieval Office Supplies

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

A couple lie in bed

Notre Dame Fire

"Forget it, Carl."

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

Your dinner is in the coven.

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

William Tyndale

"The internet begs to differ."

'Does my bun look big in this?'

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

Wedding with 'Ex-wives' and 'Ex-husbands' as places to sit.

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

'Wow. What a party animal!'

"I'd like to thank...."

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

"Bl**dy hell! Whose idea was it to do this every December."

"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

'We weren't expecting a Royal visit.....Where's the King?'

Wake up and smell the coffee

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

Queen's Guard

"Oh great! That's the architect! What do we do now?"

'With your condition you shouldn't be sitting around on damp toad stools.'

New Year's Eve at the Vatican

Just Married

Best Guards.