Morning Ritual Fan Pillows

Wake up and smell the coffee

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Big Newspaper Delivery

So Far So Good

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Take me to your barista."

A couple lie in bed

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'How long has what been going on?'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

Eye Opener

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

'Wednesday wave.'

Grinds