Morning Ritual Fan Mugs

Wake up and smell the coffee

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Great coffee, Carole."

Big Newspaper Delivery

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

So Far So Good

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Take me to your barista."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

A couple lie in bed

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

'How long has what been going on?'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

Eye Opener

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

'Wednesday wave.'

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill