Morning Ritual Enthusiast Mugs

"Can't you just see us sitting here every morning with our coffee, gazing out the window and worrying about how to pay the mortgage?"

"Say when."

"I'm brewing luxury beans in our luxury coffee filter while wearing my luxury bathrobe in our luxury kitchen."

Checklist: 1. Rise 2. Coffee 3. Shine

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"Hopefully, all this will make sense after I have my morning coffee."

"Good morning, Your Majesty."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I'm just not worth a durn without that first cup of coffee in the morning."

'I hope you don't mind, I simply can't start the day without a glass of my own urine.'

'Wednesday wave.'

Coffee.

'Is it absolutely necassary to Salute the Sun during Breakfast Dad?'

So Far So Good

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Vanity artist

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning