Druidic Culture Fan Pillows

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

'Thank-you God.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Vlad the Inhaler

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Balding gnomes

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."