Fun-loving Druid Pillows

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Clown Happy Hour

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Malty tasking.'

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

Teddy jogging

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...

Leaf Dive Score