Druid Pillows

Lady with a sythe

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Dog Walker

Wiccapedia.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"I think it would look better over there!"

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

EXPELLI-ANUS!

The Wizard's Space Programme.

"I need to update my cloak of invincibility."