Digital Druids Pillows

Wiccapedia.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Connected to Technology.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

Unsocial Networking.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Computer literate Monk

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

Bones Reunited

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Sundial watch...

The Ungooglable Man

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

Phone Henge

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

Do Not Disturb

"I'm downloading an app that will allow me to avoid everyone I work with."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

Monk on PC.

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

Lady with a sythe

'I don't have any friends....even when I tried to find one on Facebook, no one even there wanted to be a Facebook Friend!'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'