Digital Druids Pillows

Wiccapedia.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Connected to Technology.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

Computer literate Monk

Unsocial Networking.

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Sundial watch...

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Bones Reunited

"My smarthome just sent me a text saying it's a mess, so it doesn't feel like having visitors right now."

The Ungooglable Man

'Gerry's downloading a personality.'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

Phone Henge

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

Do Not Disturb

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

"I'm downloading an app that will allow me to avoid everyone I work with."

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'Professional downloader of Napster files' looking for work

Monk on PC.

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Lady with a sythe