Druid Enthusiast Pillows

"I hate it when it's our turn to host the Solstice party."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Emma Watson

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Wiccapedia.

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'Stealth broom.'

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

Hairy Potter and friend..

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'