Druidism Pillows

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Wiccapedia.

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"I think it would look better over there!"

Sundial watch...

"I've gone for a retro phone."

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

The Wizard.

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

'MOM! -- Kevin's sticking pins in my Harry Potter doll!'

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

'If you want to get even with someone now, it's simple - just put a spell on their software.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

Phone Henge

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

Lady with a sythe

"I swear, the solstice starts earlier every year."

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

"Bl**dy hell! Whose idea was it to do this every December."

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"

'No specials will be seen tonight, so that we may bring you our regularly-scheduled programs....'

'Stoned Circle'

"Two sacrificial virgins and call me in the morning."

"When I go see a big pile of rocks, I want to be entertained."

"Oh great! That's the architect! What do we do now?"