Druidic Culture Fan Gifts

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

'Thank-you God.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Bigfoot"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I'm getting too old for this..."