Druidic Devotee Gifts

"Bl**dy hell! Whose idea was it to do this every December."

"Oh great! That's the architect! What do we do now?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Various Birds of Pray.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Give Thanks.

"I think it would look better over there!"

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

"Excuse me but you've got a bit of child's finger stuck between your teeth."

"Student witch"

"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

Phone Henge

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

Designated smoking area of the gods

"I swear, the solstice starts earlier every year."

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"

"As a flu precaution, the Seven Dwarfs are confining one of their own to bed..."

"You wanted a second opinion."

'Stoned Circle'