Druid Appreciator Mugs

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

"I think it would look better over there!"

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

Nadal's bottles

Indian Face Painting

"There are Druids and there are Druids."

"Love your work."

'I know where you live!'

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

Big Brother in Monastery.

"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."

'With the sun rising in that position, I think it's blue bin for recycling to be put out tomorrow.'

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

"Bl**dy hell! Whose idea was it to do this every December."

'Are you sure that's right, only we Sagittarians aren't usually that ambitious.'