Traveling Birder Gifts

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Stories about crumbs

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Bird at birdbath shaving.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

Drone Aerodrome

Phone Henge

"A bowl of your finest seed. And another table."

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

'Thanks to the computer, I don't have to fly to so many meetings.'

"Come to bed Frank. You have a problem."

"Feel free to hum along to this next one."

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'

'We should probably start buying smaller nuts'

Educational Experience Ahead.

'I love these bed and breakfast places.'

Bird table canteen.

'I thought the Indiana state bird was 'Larry'.'