Fun-loving Birder Gifts

Skipping Horse

Skier and his dog.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Dog on a plane.

Bicycle Sidecar.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Stories about crumbs

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

Bird at birdbath shaving.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Drone Aerodrome

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"A bowl of your finest seed. And another table."

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

"Feel free to hum along to this next one."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'

'We should probably start buying smaller nuts'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'I love these bed and breakfast places.'

Bird table canteen.