Bookish Birder Gifts

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Building Books.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Bird at birdbath shaving.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

Drone Aerodrome

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

English major will work for food.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"School is loverly this time of year."

"A bowl of your finest seed. And another table."

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

"Feel free to hum along to this next one."

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'

'We should probably start buying smaller nuts'

In too deep

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"I decided to self-publish."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'