Bookish Birder Gifts

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Building Books.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Bird at birdbath shaving.

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

Drone Aerodrome

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

English major will work for food.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"Hey, you! We'll give you 20 bucks for that selfie."

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"School is loverly this time of year."

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"A bowl of your finest seed. And another table."

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

The Common-Spotted Tweeter.

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

In too deep

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

'We should probably start buying smaller nuts'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"Feel free to hum along to this next one."

"I decided to self-publish."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."