Time-traveling Bard Gifts

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Theorbo

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Early Sexting

First Speeding Fine.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Six

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

Oldies Band.

I wrote a poem about our failure to capture and secure the highway. It's called "The Road Not taken."

Shakespeare downloading thoughts.

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"Where there's smoke there's fire, at least there will be after someone invents fire."

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

'Me invent the wheel!'

'I don't think you can just claim to have invented doctoring. I mean. . . don't you have to be medically trained or something?'

Hen throws an egg and the picture turns to daytime.

Caveman in office, "Miss Jones, come in here and bring me up to date."

Atomic Bear: Part 29

"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."

Time Machine Development Lab

'Something bothering you, Bjornson?'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"Note the arrangement of stones, the primitive inscriptions and drawings... Hopkins! We've discovered a prehistoric cartoon-a-day calendar!"