Traveling Bard Mugs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Shakespeare in the clink

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

My first mistake.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Toastquest!

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

"To be or not to have been...no, that won't do. To be or not to be, that is the conundrum. Hmmm..."

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

I wrote a poem about our failure to capture and secure the highway. It's called "The Road Not taken."

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

Grange Hildegard.

"More sonnets and tragedies? You know the big money is in children's books, right Shakespeare?"

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

Phone Henge

'Something bothering you, Bjornson?'

"I just can't wait till next week's episode!!"

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

Mandoline and birthday presents

"Another win for your boring stories."