Tech-savvy Bard Gifts

Shakespeare downloading thoughts.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

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"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Halloween Selfie

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"The times – They have a changed."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Computer Music

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"It's obviously an original."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

Knights of the iPhone

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'