Tech-savvy Bard T-Shirts

Shakespeare downloading thoughts.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

I've always been slower than computers...

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Halloween Selfie

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"The times – They have a changed."

Noah posted his first tweet.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Computer Music

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"It's obviously an original."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

Knights of the iPhone

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'