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The updated 'Moby Dick'...

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Mozart on a computer,

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"The times – They have a changed."

Computer Music

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

The dead sea scrolls

"Christmas pudcast"

"It's obviously an original."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

Godot finally turns up

Shakespeare downloading thoughts.

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

Composer.

Previously indecipherable, Professor Wiggins translates another ancient text using the newly discovered Rosetta phone.

The Internet...

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."