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'You don't know how long I've wanted to say this: I'm ruling you out of order, Mr. Roberts.'

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

City Limits. Caution-more rules ahead

She - Interpreter - He.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Sulk Shows

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Editor.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

How Many It Takes

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"We need a better piling system."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Diplomacy

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'Can I see your license,please?'

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

Literary rain

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off