Plan Juggler T-Shirts

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Can do...No can do

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Work/Life Balance

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

The coffee's not working.

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

"Everything's gone up."

Jason and the Aga notes,

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Brickie's Mate

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'